How to Tease a Woman
Article by Patrick
Before I start, let me just say that this article is NOT going to be some PROFOUND, complicated, piece of work that I’m trying to make sound more insightful than it probably is…
It seems that everyone is doing that nowadays and I think that the message that people are trying to convey is getting lost in the fray.
That being said, here are the MOST important “things” that if you get down that will make the most impact in your dating/relationship life… bar none.
They are:
The Opinion OpenerTeasingYour Look (clothes, hair)Your Body (best inner game changer… EVER!)
If you can get these 4 aspects of your “game” down… you’ll CRUSH most men.
So… with that aside… let’s get to it… let’s talk a little about my way of teasing women… and how it sparks sexual tension.
(Note: I DO NOT do this for a living. I’m not out at bars testing out my latest and greatest “teasing” method… nor do I really expect YOU to be. This is just a collection of what I KNOW to be true from my personal life, and the interactions I’ve have with guys that aren’t having any problems in the “woman” department.)
First and foremost, the whole point of teasing is to create a fun environment where a women can loosen up and open up to you.
Teasing is also a great way to shake someone out of a funk, or get them to see that whatever’s going on it their life really isn’t that bad at all.
I don’t view it as a way to “pull” a woman down to your level.
In fact, no matter how good looking she is I find that if you’re pulling YOURSELF down to HER level… you’ll find better success.
Here’s what I mean:
I like to use self depreciating humor to set up teasing.
For instance, if you come from a place of strength, and ask a woman “I need your opinion on something… and be BRUTAL… what do you think of these shoes, I just picked ‘em up and I always seem to screw this up… haha”.
If you’re playful, she’s likely to be playful back.
To which you could say something like, “Ah ha! I KNEW you were some type of shoe guru. Where did you get your special talent (smile)?”
And that’s just for opening someone up.
Teasing works BEST with women that you already know… or that you’ve just met through a circle of friends (especially if you have a bit of notoriety amongst the group for being a fun guy).
Here’s the thing about teasing though, that I DON’T condone.
It might work for some, but I don’t usually use it.
Don’t use teasing to “knock” a woman down.
For instance, you might hear someone tell you to say, “You know, everything is working for you tonight EXCEPT those shoes… where did you get those?”
Is there a way to say this so that it works? Absolutely.
Would I RECOMMEND that you try it if you’re a rookie at the whole “teasing” game?
Um… HELL NO!
And here’s why.
A woman’s ego is like a glass house and teasing in this way COULD be like throwing a ROCK into it.
She feels uncomfortable now… and the conversation takes a negative tone.
The WHOLE POINT of teasing is to make the woman FEEL GOOD by being around you.
It’s meant to be fun.
“Setting up TEASE BAIT”
Teasing is no fun if only one person is doing it. So, many times, I’ll throw out some self-depreciating humor as BAIT to get the ball rolling.
(The KEY to self-depreciating humor is that although you’re a strong, confident guy… you don’t take yourself so seriously)
So maybe I’ll tell a fun story that people can laugh at (like the time I locked myself out of my hotel room NAKED and had to walk down to the desk NAKED to get another key) and then ACCUSE people of having similar stories, but they are just too scared to tell anyone about them.
This works REALLY well. On closer look, the reason this works is because people (women) can see how SECURE you are with yourself because MOST men would NEVER tell a story in which THEY were the one being made fun of.
Again, POWERFUL STUFF here. I use this ALL the time.
“The Accusation Tease”
This one is FUN.
Basically, all you’re doing is ACCUSING the other person of trying to do something that YOU want to happen.
Let’s say that you want to ask a person out on a date (bland, yeah I know… haha).
So you say:
“Yeah, yeah, I get it… Look, if you wanna ask me out, just say so. You don’t have to keep beating around the bush. Who knows, if you get on one knee and smile really pretty… I MIGHT even say yes…”
Her: “I AM NOT!”
You: “It’s okay, really… it won’t make you a lesser person (smile).
Her: “(maybe changing subject)”
You: (laughing) “You can change the subject if you want, but just remember that I KNOW (point to head), what you’re up to…You may continue… (smile, wink)
This also works well if you want to take it to a sexual level.
You: “Whoa, Nelly… I know you’re just trying to get me drunk so you can take me home and do dirty things to me. (smile)
Her: “Whatever, I am not”
You: “Man, why is it that every woman thinks that she can buy you a drink and then try to get in your pants. Here’s a hint, Missy… (whisper) it’s gonna take more than one (smile)
Guys, keep in mind that these ARE NOT serious conversations. They are tongue in check and playful.
Using the accusation tease is a SURE way to get her to give you a “love tap”… or punch on the arm… or a light shove.
To which you can reply:
“Dang, feeling me up already and we just got here… geez…”
“The Frame-Banging Tease”
Okay, I couldn’t think of a better term for this but here’s the gist of it.
Say your woman, or even a woman that you just met has had a really rotten day… but you want some sex… because, well, you’re a guy and that’s what guys want.
Here’s what you do:
Her: “Man, I’ve had such a shitty day… (blah, blah, this is what happened)”
You: (Smiling) “Wow, I never expected YOU to let (someone/something) get under your skin like this. What would you do if I lost my hair all of the sudden, would that mean you wouldn’t hang out any more? I TOTALLY expected more out of you.”
(You’re doing this to show her that it’s CRAZINESS for her to feel like she’s feeling… naturally, we can go on and on with this but I hope you get my drift.)
If she doesn’t snap out of her funk with this, we now have to employ our most SECRET WEAPON…
“The Tickle Tease”
NOTHING changes the tone of a conversation faster than some “good ole” tickling.
Start slow at first. Like a little bit.
You: (Smiling) “Are you going to get in a better mood… huh… are you?
Her: “Stop it!”
You: (tickling) “Are you in a better mood yet? Tell me I’m the greatest ever… who’s your buddy… who’s your pal… (okay, so I stole that from “Stripes”… shoot me)
Then you just start kissing and BLAMMO!
Bumming Monkeys Time.
Wow, I can’t believe I just said BLAMMO… haha
(The above statement is a great example of self depreciating humor, by the way)
“Physical Teasing”
Before I end this, because I could literally go on forever on this topic… physical humor and teasing ROCKS.
For example, bring back the old school “You’ve Got Something On Your Shirt” gag… where you point at a spot on her shirt and when she looks down, you bonk her nose with your finger.
That always works great.
Or… and this is always fun.
If you’re walking side by side and there is a physical object on her side… slowly start walking her into it. That’s fun too.
I also like walking up behind my woman and “shanking” her if she has on sweats or loose shorts in the house… and then ACT like I’m gonna do it when we’re out in public. Fun Stuff.
Teasing is a fun way to build attraction and BOOKS have been written on the subject.
It’s the ULTIMATE way of flirting and getting her to chase you, all while showing your strength as a man.
Here’s my final tip on teasing… and pay attention because this is important.
When you are teasing a woman, make sure that it’s fun for HER… but that you are ALSO AMUSING YOURSELF at the SAME TIME.
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had people ask me:
“You just trip yourself out don’t you?”
Me: “Absolutely, I can’t help the fact that almost everyone else in life is lame. I like to think of it as “playing with myself” without all the mess. You should try it sometime instead of living in “lame-o land”. (smiling, laughing… Note: Having fun, with a touch of self depreciation as well)
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